Extreme Right Claims Sydney Sweeney Assassinated Awakening

Some conservative pundits claim that the evil of "wokeness" has finally been vanquished since a starlet's breasts killed it on live television last weekend.  

I wish I were kidding, but in the last few days, not one, but two news sites , 

have run eerie pieces alleging that actress Sydney Sweeney was actually owning the libs when she flaunted , 

her cleavage during a recent Saturday Night Live performance, rather than just doing her job and being cute.  

Canada's National Post questioned, "Are Sydney Sweeney's breasts double-D harbingers of the death of woke?"  

With less hesitancy, the Spectator of the United Kingdom wrote: "Yay! "Boobs are back!" The discussion also took place on X,  

then known as Twitter, where a well-known opponent of wokeness shared a video of Sweeney , 

with the caption, "Wokeness is dead," as if it were the most evident thing in the world that décolletage and wokeness couldn't coexist. 

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